…So you don’t need to be sad. We promise that when [the producer’s] hair is long enough for him to be frequenting hostess clubs again, we’ll return and shave his head again. So wipe away those tears. Cheer up. […] This is not the end. So we don’t intend to say goodbye. There’s only one thing for us to say. We are sorry! […] On behalf of the Gintama staff, I promise you this. No matter what happens, the Gintama staff and Gintama will never give up (on dirty jokes)!
(I want to be a cheese steamed bun!)